Instructor Schmidt - OCCUPIED Bath towel Hand towel Sauna towel 70x140cm#47418

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€29.90

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Product number: S47418

Product information "Instructor Schmidt - OCCUPIED Bath towel Hand towel Sauna towel 70x140cm#47418"

THE TERRITORY MARKER: Model "Occupied"

Men, listen up! If you want to hold your ground on vacation, you don't need a diplomacy degree, you need the right gear.

The official Instructor Schmidt bath towel isn't some wimpy accessory for softies—it's your personal landing flag for the "Bathing Lounger 08/15" section of the beach.

Tactical specs:

Dimensions: 70 x 140 cm of pure dominance.

Color: NATO olive (it won't camouflage you from the sun, but it will camouflage you from wimps).

Material: 100% combed cotton—so soft even the toughest dog will swoon.

Absorbency: Soaks up moisture faster than your ex-wife pays alimony.

Quality: Oeko-Tex Standard 100 (Even the General Staff gives its blessing).

Why you need this towel (orders):

The invasion: As soon as you enter the hotel pool, the centrally placed "OCCUPIED" print in military style immediately signals: This is a no-negotiation zone.

The siege: While others are still applying sunscreen, you've already secured the strategically important lounger on the landing beach. Holding your position isn't an option here, it's mandatory!

Maintenance: Washable up to 60 degrees Celsius, in case you had to crawl through the mud. But the instructor says: 40 degrees is perfectly sufficient! We want to protect the environment so we can properly occupy it later.

"Wimps make excuses, men go for the best lounger!"

Get that towel now before someone else does. And now: March to the pool!